Monday 2 June 2008

Uncivilize People [Part 1]...

I had been looking forward to this day for a loooooong time, the day that I'm going to write about some really sakai people a.k.a. uncivilize people.
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Good lord, what I'm going to say now are true and nothing but the true(sound like in a courtroom drama pulak)
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So here it goes...



Still remember last time I was talking about the f**ker that have sex in the bathroom? It is in my 2nd entry & you all can check it out here. Actually there was round 2 to it, and this time it is more "vicious, scary,entertaining" and it is 45 minutes long lasting sex(just like an average porn-.-") But it is tooo obscene to discuss it here, anyone wants to know just msg me and I'll tell u the whole 45 minute story. Or you can just wait until i reveal it next time XP
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But that was not the main "actor/actress" today as there were more example to be used. And now i will divide it to several sector.



1stly, there was this guy name T, i called it the Dirty T. DT is those typical play boy type that does not cares about what's happening around him. Omg you should see his room, i mean you should smell his room, the room is the most scary room one human can ever been to.
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Man! It looks like a rundown beggar's cottage that looks as scary as it's owner, you can see those clothes that been there for 2 months*resists to puke* And this is the scariest part.
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He had a blue short pants that he had wore it EVERYDAY for the past 3 MONTHS! Ya! You heard that right, 3 MONTHS and god knows if he's lying as it may be even longer. & Mr V argue that the pants is not blue pants but green, now i know why, may be is because it has been 3 months and the colour was distorted -.-"Every time he walks out from the room i can smell this unpleasant odour, that smell was sooooooo bad until a skunk had to think twice before living with him.
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SERIOUSLY! & he's still a playboy, I remember last year he brought home a girl which was quite fair i would say, and this year he brought in another one for god sake. "He change that quick..." that sentence was inside my mind when he did that.
I mean, the girl was okay with him like that? But later I found out this girl(latest one) likes to clean, & i really thank her for that, the day after she came over, I've found our bathroom looks really clean up, the sink looks new and the bowl... still the same.
& when i ask her she say she got no time so just leave it there.
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Holycow! She cleans the toilet for us? Wonderful! Next time if she does come over again I'll surely be ready with a broom & cleaning tools outside the door, i think i will be doing things like this...


King: Welcome! To the home of DT(Dirty T)
Girl: Er... Hi?
King: *giving her the tools* Here you go, you can now start cleaning by rubbing the
bathroom floor here.
Girl: But... but...
King: Owh... Don't be shy... You are one with the family now...


Well that didn't happen as DT move out of the house already. Other than that, he even rear a rabbit for his girl friend in the room. Is ok i mean, but he didn't take good care of the Rabbit! Man! My friend Game Freak J fall sick ever since the rabbit came into our life.
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The sh**s were everywhere! His room, MY ROOM, bathroom, even the doorway.
GFJ fall sick during that period and got rashes all over his body. All because of the "lovely" rabbit and the God Damn Owner! Wonderful! The rabbit looks so cute, who would realise it will be so lethal.
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Not only that, the sickness spread and days later, Mr V got a fever + cold + soar throat.
All because of the rabbit and the God Damn Owner.
Guess what? The infection spread again and this time, your beloved(perasan pula ^^) author me fall sick having the same syndrome as Mr V's. Talk about brotherhood... & all because of the rabbit and the God Damn Owner(how many time i have to say this -.-") It spread as fast & as deadly as the plague.
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DT... A "wonderful" man to behold, a man that never talk to us, the only time he ever talk to me was when he wants to collect the rent for streamyx from me(DARN!) I mean you can't be serious because he didn't talk to any of us AT ALL! His breath must be very stink then... Seriously, I smelled it before when he talks to me. I knows...
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TO BE CONTINUED

6 comments:

  1. sui zai! how u know its 'average porn' huh! u watched it?! *piak* hahahahhahahhahhaha.....quick quick update,i wanna knw....wakakakka....

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  2. Erm....you gotta tell your friend to clean up his room + wash his pants + get rid of his rabbit + disinfect his room, whatever. Force him into the shower, bathe him...you know what you need to do.

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  3. ya... but "too bad" he moved ^^

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  4. hey,
    i finaly saw ur blog today.
    haha...
    surprise?
    (-.-")
    no ofcoz u may say
    haha..
    well
    at least u wont get sick from him again.
    god bless u.
    ^^
    stay healthy n smart.
    ^^

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  5. v must adapt ourselves in different situation... now u learn something... Thanks god he moved.. :)

    Junjun

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  6. to jun,yalor yalor! Justive is serve!!!!


    to bear bear,
    thanks for droping by!
    again, JUSTICE is SERVE!

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