Monday, 30 June 2008

Spain won Euro 2008^^


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After 44 years of struggle
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Spain had achieved the glory where all the other European countries had long awaited
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Spain had WON the European Cup in STYLE!
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No words can describe how delighted I am right now.
So I will just upload some photo and describe some thoughts in me.
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Who am i kidding? ^^
Just sit back and enjoy some photo & caption from the day itself.

The game was so important until Spain's King Carlos(middle) himself attended the match.
Left was his wife queen Sofia and the guy on the right was Platini.
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.Torres scores the winning goal^^
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Casillas as the captain, enables him to be the 1st to hold the trophy..
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He looks like he's going to faint ^^

Spain's players: "We have been waited for a long time for this, coffin you go Luis."
Damn! He's belly looks like it can stores more water than the reservoir.
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All i can say is Spain deserves to win this as they were playing consistently in all the matches prior to the tournament, and their undefeated status stretches to 2o something matches.
So...
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Saturday, 28 June 2008

1st trip to Klang~

Once upon a time(damn! Sound like some fairy tales about to start-.-")
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Ahem...
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There was this day when i am soooooo boring and helpless that i "bump" into Jorene through sms, hm... may be i didn't "bump" into her,
i did purposely "bump" her though ^^" Through phone la!
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Ops! Sound so wrong now... Ok, enough of "bump"... As i was saying, Jorene suggested we go out for movie that day as Sunday is a movie day for her, i decided to join her as that day itself was like having a life in a Ball Ring, boring lo!
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And i thought the movie was in Mid Valley...
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It turns out we had to meet up with Luo Xuan in Klang, but is ok for me as Klang or MidValley still the same for me as long as someone can fetch me. HEHE!
And plus! I never been to Bukit Tinggi Aeon Complex to watch movie before. So this trip could be hell lot of fun... Theoretically -.-"
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Well not exactly.
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The journey starts when Jorene arrived at my place in ss2 to fetch me up, well, from the first "sat", her driving was quite safe i assumed as the journey was smooth without any disturbance as me and Jorene had a good laugh along the way.
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Until that happened.
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"POMP!"
"oh god! My mom's gonna kill me"
"What do you mean? You didn't free your clutch right?"
*Jorene unbuckled as she's walking out from the car*
"Oh S***!"

So the situation was like this, there was this 4 wheel drive in front of us that suddenly stop, and since Jorene was following him, we had to make a sudden stop as well so we won't hit the car in front...
However, the car behind us didn't see that coming so he rammed us from the back.
Clever right?
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Knowing the fact that Malaysian are damn uncivilised and stupid, it didn't came as a surprise when following scene happened...


Guy in 4wheeldrive: "Idiot! u hit my car!"
Me: " What the..."
Jorene : " Are u blind? We didnt't hit ur car la!"
Guy in 4wheeldrive: "Er... Then is ok..."


@#$%&**$#$%!!
What was the guy thinking?
He was the one guilty and he try to "chei ngo sang ju yok"(cantonese) sumore!
Walaoeh!! Can't tahan!
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On the other hand, the wira(the car, not the hero-.-) behind us got a bad bump with us that results in the "demolition" of his bumper.
The scene goes like this... I've translated it to english...


M. guy: "Y u like this le??? u hit my car until bumper come out le, so how now
leh?"


Jorene: "What u mean by how now?? Is the car infront that's sudenly stop, if there
was wrong was oso bcos of the guy infront of us...
*wait for a while* "If u want to report this accident then we both nid to pay
300 bucks for it(I'm impress by how calm she handled the situation
because i can only stood there like a dork listening to them since that was
the 1st time i got hit by a car-.-")

M. guy: "Yalah, the car infront sudenly stop... Hm... Why dont u pay half of the
damage my car sustain.


(HAHA! every man for himself, is not ourfault but still want to trick Jorene into paying, but of course, Jorene didn't fall for it. So she argue further and in the end, case close, and we started our journey again to Aeon complex)


Ohya! The car that cause the accident was a car with this number plate... I still remember it as i copy it down because i'm so piss off with his "Tarzanly" behaviour.

wkv 9183
If you see this number plate,
Please beware!
Inside sits a bald stubborn gorilla man.
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TO BE CONTINUE...

Friday, 27 June 2008

Spain Euro 2008

SPAIN beat Russia 3-0!
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Now Spain will march towards final with one thing in mine...
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TO BEAT GERMANY AND LIFT THE EURO CUP!
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Lets just leave our burden and support Spain "gao gao" my fellow Spain supporter!
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VIVA ESPANA!


Thursday, 26 June 2008

Spain vs Russia Euro 2008

Semifinal Euro 2008 will feature team Spain versus team Russia in this sort to be a
mouth watering clash as both teams play free flowing attacking football. YAY!
We fans sure benefit from it^^
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Russia under Guss Hiddink will surely try to exploit light weighted Spanish defence line as that line is the weakest among the other 3 lines. Same goes for Spain. With the talented Andrei Arshavin leading the formidable Russia's attacks, no doubt they will definitely beat Spain in the game.... Unless Spain didn't score of course.
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Spain managed by 'un hombrecito' (a self righteous crotchery old man) succeeded in reaching the last four this time around prooved that the silver hair old chump still got some magic up his sleeves.
With Torres and Villa leading the front and with the wonderful talented midfield of Xavi, Silva, Iniesta and Senna(half Brazilian), it won't be hard for Spain to destroy Russia's defence like how a 6 foot tall gorila take a candy drom the baby.
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But still, i think this match is well balance. Whoever can win this match.
So we just leave it and stay as it is.



Viva Espana

Monday, 23 June 2008

I Viva Espana!

I Viva Espana!


Spain won 4-2 on penalty!
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So the hoodoo had lift, now Spain is going to have a rematch with Russia where they beat them 4-1 during group match last time around. Spain going to beat them again!
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Here are some pics for the game against Italy...


Hero of the night-Iker Casillas, One of my all time favourite player , i noticed him ever since he appeared as a substitute for the match against Leverkusen in 2000 Champions League final(Correct me if I'm wrong)


It was a crazy night as the game goes, darn Italy play their trademark defence game and hinder much of the attacks from Spain from getting any REAL chance,
it was bored like hell on the 1st 90minutes as a lot of interceptions occurred while few interesting chances around(courtesy from Italy good defence line & also Spain lacks of good passings)
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Thanks Italy for making this game bored -.-"
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But still, Spain won!




I Viva Espana!

Sunday, 22 June 2008

EURO 2008!

Euro 2008
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Once in four years
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It will be participated by 16 top European countries for the crown of Euro champ...
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And as a Spain supporter, how could I'm not here to cheer them up?
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VIVA ESPANA!





With all the previous group leaders all bowed out from the tournament, Spain will be looking likely to continue the hoodoo...
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NO WAY! Are you kidding me? As a Spain supporter, I will not let this to happen *praying hard hard* Spain will not let this kind of chance slip again like all the other chances. We will not tremble during the big game! With current good condition of Villa & Torres, we will win for sure...



Torres: "Dude, do you think we gonna win?"
Villa: "Of course we will, just keeps on giving me the ball and i might give you an assist or two."







Come on la! Spain had a 69 years old coach, takkan you want him to face another failure again? Kesian him man... You see? His hair so white already...





Ohya, I'm a Cesc Fabregas fan...





Even though Luis Aragones Didn't put Cesc as 1st eleven, but still, I will hope he does makes a huge impact on the match. We just have to wait and see.



So, for all the Spain supporter,



let us scream out our lungs and pray for the best,



As Spain is going to cut those critics' tongue and beat the rest.





VIVA ESPANA!

Friday, 20 June 2008

5th poem...

Ok... So it has been a while since i wrote poems, but hey! I'm a busy man(seriously! Busy on9 & help out my friends with their works)

So not much time I had for my love on writing poems.

Surprisingly though, i encounter a thing that trigger my inner self that day until i made up my mind to write about it... in a poem of course...


Intro~
Ahem... Firstly and for most, the poem doesn't reflects who i really am since i grow and improves everyday^^" So... I'm not a jealous type of person man!
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JEALOUSY BE GONE

Happiness blossoms when she's around,
Humor and touches brings me a smile,
Ongoing conversation stretches a mile,
Songs from cupid go round and round.

Entered a man into my beautiful dreamland,
Attracts her like how bees attracted to honey,
Same as when the fishes found its way to the sea,
Where Poseidon welcomes them by waving his hand.

Never i thought this is how it goes,
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(Ops! I won't be postin anymore of my poem here, so any1 intrested jz msg me and i'll let u c the full version of it...)



Conclusion~
That was it, i used some greek mythology in my poem as i found it kind of suitable.
And er... Ya! That's all... May be next time i'll talk about the story behind this poem ^^"



Have a nice day!

Sunday, 15 June 2008

YaY! My nephew!

Today is a wonderful day. Why? It's easy... I finally meet my nephew!!!
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Oh god, it is truly a blessing for meeting him, because he lives in Singapore and I'm not, so even though I'll only meet him for a couple of hours, but sincerely that's more than enough...
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Owh!!! Andreas, I'm going to kiss you until you "buuuuuuuuuuuuuurn" ^^
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MUACKS!
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I still remember the last time i saw him, we lived under the same roof as I'm still working in Singapore while waiting for my result. That time he was just a little mini version of us,
Owh... i just couldn't get enough of him.
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His nice aroma,
his baby-soft gentle skin,
and how can i forget his cute looks
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But this time around, he change though, but i still loves him nonetheless.
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Don't you think he's cute....
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Later, i found out that my sister had taught him a few words, which was sooooooooo cute^^
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here's the video...

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So that now he finished the "test" that i gave him. Is time to have a photo shoot ^^


*camera flashing*
"Show me some movement my baby!"





One thing so interesting with my nephew here was that he's not afraid of strangers, he can practically play with any people he meet! Which was really adored by grownups. But there is a downside of course, my sister must takes good care of him at all times as he may easily follows strangers -.-"
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So that's all, a tribute to my lovely nephew Andreas, i wish i will have more time with him next time. So i can take more pictures! Yeah!




No one was hurt in the making of this entry, Andreas was handled 120% gently and trust me........ He LOVES it!!

Monday, 9 June 2008

Uncivilize People [Part 3]...

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*the judges in the background yelling* "3rd contestant please..."

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Here we are ladies & gentlemen, our third contestant is Mr S***.
So why am i calling him that?
Is there a reason for it?
Of course there is! I'm giving him this "beautiful" name as this was the first word that came into my mind when I think of him. Want to know more? Stay tuned & find out...
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There was this day when my life ran perfectly & smoothly, the bus arrived as I just reached the bus stop, cafeteria's uncle given me extra topping on the food I've ordered, I had a wonderful meal & engaged myself in an intelligent conversation with a friend of mine. Everything ran perfectly until I've reach home.
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Mr S*** was one of those tenant that will never clean their mess and always didn't switch off the light.
This dude obviously didn't learn the basic knowledge of life- tolerance & maintenance.
I mean, come on, a 20 something years old guy doesn't even know how to aim the toilet bowl? & when you miss shot it can't you just clean it up with water or something? You think that was scary, you have seen nothing yet...
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That same day I've came face to face with one of his worst "creation". He left a pot of "gold" in the toilet bowl... -.-"MAMA! HELP ME!

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OMFGMFSOAB! IS HE SERIOUS!?! Damn! I got in there & uncovered the mystery... He didn't flush... It was shining like a real gold bar. At least I know he's healthy from the way the shi* was displayed.
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BUT COME ON! FLUSH THE TOILET! WAS IT THAT DIFFICULT? DO YOU ACTUALLY NEED TO BREAK INTO THE CIA MAIN DATA BASE TO LEARN HOW TO FLUSH? DO YOU NEED ME TO TEACH YOU THE STEP BY STEP ON HOW TO FLUSH THE TOILET?
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Give me a break, do yourself & us a favor, flush the toilet! You can't be serious for not flushing after you s***.
S*i* & don't flush is like you get a girlfriend and not kissing her,
or you bought a fry Kuey Teow & not eating the Kuay Teow.
Even a prehistoric barbarian knows how to clean up the leftovers after their big feast.
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That's all I'm going to say, dude, do learn from your mistake & don't repeat it.
I think the government should form a law on prosecuting whoever that didn't flush the toilet more than once, that will teach them! ( XP who am i kidding anyway?)
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I THINK IT WILL... BE CONTINUE...

Friday, 6 June 2008

Uncivilize People [Part 2]...

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Then there was this dude(which I'm not even bother to name him-.-) that didn't shuts the bathroom door when he pees...
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HE PEES!?! Are you kidding me?!? But seriously, it did happened not once, not twice but MORE THAN TRICE!! There was once that I had the urge to urinate & when i juuuuuuuust about to push open the door, I notice there's a gap & to my horror(seriously it scares me-.-") this dude was "discharging" his urine inside...
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Tak boleh tahan! Where he think he was? He's here living with a bunch of people & he didn't shuts the door? What if some girl comes in & sees it? Will he be responsible for it? There lived a Nigerian girl here at my place, guess what would happen if she saw it...
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The Guy: *urinating* "Ahh~ Uuuuhhh~" *short trembling* "blublublu"

N. G i r l : *push open the door* "AHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

The Guy: "AHHHHH!" *turn away from direct vision* "Oh Shi*..."

N. G i r l : *shy* "err.. My native pet baby lion got a bigger Dic* than yours.."

The Guy: What the @#$%&@#$%&? O.o
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So guys, please don't give girls a chance to screw you up! You going to be embarassing yourself, your country & most of all, MALES! Jantan! nan ren!
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I still can't believe there are people act as uncivilize as this, i mean, they are above 20 now & if they lucky they become a father too by now. But still they act like cavedwellers that just learned how to start a fire.
God! We are living in IT world now with sophisticated/innovative gadgets around us & there were still people behaved like that? I can't do anything else besides be amazed by them like how chimpanzies amazed me by shaking their a** to the crowd.

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TO BE CONTINUE...

Monday, 2 June 2008

Uncivilize People [Part 1]...

I had been looking forward to this day for a loooooong time, the day that I'm going to write about some really sakai people a.k.a. uncivilize people.
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Good lord, what I'm going to say now are true and nothing but the true(sound like in a courtroom drama pulak)
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So here it goes...



Still remember last time I was talking about the f**ker that have sex in the bathroom? It is in my 2nd entry & you all can check it out here. Actually there was round 2 to it, and this time it is more "vicious, scary,entertaining" and it is 45 minutes long lasting sex(just like an average porn-.-") But it is tooo obscene to discuss it here, anyone wants to know just msg me and I'll tell u the whole 45 minute story. Or you can just wait until i reveal it next time XP
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But that was not the main "actor/actress" today as there were more example to be used. And now i will divide it to several sector.



1stly, there was this guy name T, i called it the Dirty T. DT is those typical play boy type that does not cares about what's happening around him. Omg you should see his room, i mean you should smell his room, the room is the most scary room one human can ever been to.
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Man! It looks like a rundown beggar's cottage that looks as scary as it's owner, you can see those clothes that been there for 2 months*resists to puke* And this is the scariest part.
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He had a blue short pants that he had wore it EVERYDAY for the past 3 MONTHS! Ya! You heard that right, 3 MONTHS and god knows if he's lying as it may be even longer. & Mr V argue that the pants is not blue pants but green, now i know why, may be is because it has been 3 months and the colour was distorted -.-"Every time he walks out from the room i can smell this unpleasant odour, that smell was sooooooo bad until a skunk had to think twice before living with him.
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SERIOUSLY! & he's still a playboy, I remember last year he brought home a girl which was quite fair i would say, and this year he brought in another one for god sake. "He change that quick..." that sentence was inside my mind when he did that.
I mean, the girl was okay with him like that? But later I found out this girl(latest one) likes to clean, & i really thank her for that, the day after she came over, I've found our bathroom looks really clean up, the sink looks new and the bowl... still the same.
& when i ask her she say she got no time so just leave it there.
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Holycow! She cleans the toilet for us? Wonderful! Next time if she does come over again I'll surely be ready with a broom & cleaning tools outside the door, i think i will be doing things like this...


King: Welcome! To the home of DT(Dirty T)
Girl: Er... Hi?
King: *giving her the tools* Here you go, you can now start cleaning by rubbing the
bathroom floor here.
Girl: But... but...
King: Owh... Don't be shy... You are one with the family now...


Well that didn't happen as DT move out of the house already. Other than that, he even rear a rabbit for his girl friend in the room. Is ok i mean, but he didn't take good care of the Rabbit! Man! My friend Game Freak J fall sick ever since the rabbit came into our life.
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The sh**s were everywhere! His room, MY ROOM, bathroom, even the doorway.
GFJ fall sick during that period and got rashes all over his body. All because of the "lovely" rabbit and the God Damn Owner! Wonderful! The rabbit looks so cute, who would realise it will be so lethal.
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Not only that, the sickness spread and days later, Mr V got a fever + cold + soar throat.
All because of the rabbit and the God Damn Owner.
Guess what? The infection spread again and this time, your beloved(perasan pula ^^) author me fall sick having the same syndrome as Mr V's. Talk about brotherhood... & all because of the rabbit and the God Damn Owner(how many time i have to say this -.-") It spread as fast & as deadly as the plague.
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DT... A "wonderful" man to behold, a man that never talk to us, the only time he ever talk to me was when he wants to collect the rent for streamyx from me(DARN!) I mean you can't be serious because he didn't talk to any of us AT ALL! His breath must be very stink then... Seriously, I smelled it before when he talks to me. I knows...
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TO BE CONTINUED