当男女混在一起 # 1

做好人?请旧爱?

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msn电话中...

好色大黄: 喂,MY FM 音乐无限,贴心空间.您好!

罐头猫: 您好!

好色大黄: 那请说口号.

罐头猫: 口号是...我要宰了你!!

好色大黄:kkk!!! 开玩笑而已嘛！怎么啦，罐头猫？

罐头猫：没有啦！我要邀请你到我的生日派对！ 可以吗！！

好色大黄：噢噢！！当然可以啦！你的生日喔。天打雷劈，水沿PJ，我都会过来啦！

罐头猫：好！日期是26号，你考试的最后一天哦！时间是午时十二点。。。

好色大黄：什么！我那天考到十一点叻。。。那我不就没时间换衣了？

罐头猫：有问题吗（语气很重）！？！

好色大黄：嘻嘻嘻！当。。。当然没问题啦！哈哈！那到时会有我认识的人吗？

罐头猫：没有。

好色大黄：（哇！回答得真快 -.-"）

罐头猫：而且，我还打算邀请我的前男友们...

好色大黄：哇塞!?! 你竟然来个“旧爱们的重聚”那么戏剧化的东西。你肯定是玩到没点子了。

罐头猫：真的啊！我想做好人嘛!怎么说，他们曾经是我的爱人。

好色大黄：这样不太好吧！我在想你现任男友会怎么想，肯定会有好戏看呢！嘻嘻嘻！

罐头每：看你的头啦！

好色大黄：嘻嘻！说真的，如果每个女人都像你这样邀请前男友们参加生日派对，那不就很可怕？如果我的前女友有六七个前男友，那不就可以开两桌麻将台咯？想想那时我们的情景，前男友们的对话。哇！肯定充满火药味！（我打牌给东家说“喂！你是第一任男友吧？你和她到什么阶段？全垒打吗？？”）前男友们为了自己的脸而你蒜我，我蒜你这样的对话真的有够期待！

罐头猫：。。。有道理。。。我看我还是放弃这个念头吧。

好色大黄：明智的选择！既然我帮你解决了这个难题，你的生日礼物可以。。。

罐头猫：你的头！想都别想！嘻嘻！有心就好了，但不要买娃娃哦，我的娃娃多得要丢-.-"

好色大黄：那就简单。你就期待我的礼物吧！哇哈哈！（奸笑着）

罐头猫：死定了。。。

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其实和前男/女友们有联系是没问题，问题在于双方是否还残留着旧情，最好是没有咯！
再见亦是朋友嘛！难道就因为前事而放弃这段友情？

如果是你，你会邀请您的前男／女友出席您的宴会吗？


不懂不懂，
睡了才懂！

晚安咯！

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Due to popular demand, this is the translated version for the above text...

During msn calls...

Pervertman: Hello! This is MY FM. Unlimited music in your own space, Hi!

KittyCan: Hi!

Pervertman: So tell me the password.

KittyCan: The password is... I'm gonna slit you alive!

Pervertman: kkk, i'm just joking! So how things going?

KittyCan: Fine. Ohya! i want to invite u for my birthday celebration, YOU ARE COMING RIGHT!!!???

Pervertman: Sure! Sure! It is your birthday! How can i ever missed it? I'll attend it even if it kills me, literally....

KittyCan: Good, it will be on 26th of Sept, 12 noon.

Pervertman: WHAT! I'll have my last paper till 11am. That would mean i will have no time to change...

KittyCan: IS THERE ANY PROBLEM!?! (raised her voice)

Pervertman: Hehehe! Sure, sure no problem. So, would there be anyone i know that will be attending?

KittyCan: Nope.

Pervertman: (That was fast =.=")

KittyCan: And... I think I will invite my Ex boyfriends as well...

Pervertman: LOL! Are you serious? You are going to have a "Gather of the Ex's" in your birthday celebration. You must be out of your mind, girl.

KittyCan: I'm serious! I'm trying to be nice here, Pervert. They are still my ex-lovers no matter what happen.

Pervertman: I don't think this is a good idea. There will surely be conflict that day if you do invite them considering your current boyfriend will be around XD I'll be looking forward to it.

KittyCan: LOOK YOUR HEAD LA!

Pervertman: Hehe! but if you think carefully, it would be a mess if every girl do the same during their birthday celebrations. Lets say if my ex-girlfriend has 6-7 Ex-boyfriend then it would be enough for a game of MahJong for two tables. Just imagine how will the conversation between them goes. The aim of "being the best" among all the Ex's surely brings jealousy to the next level!

KittyCan: ... I think you're right. I'll put a full-stop to my idea then.

Pervertman: Wise choice! Since I've helped u with this problem, then your birthday present...

KittyCan: YOUR HEAD! Don't even think about it! Anything would be nice, but please don't give me plushes. I have too many of them! -.-"

Pervertman: That will be easy! Hehehe! Be prepare for my present! (evil grin)

KittyCan: Sh**...

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Actually, it is okay if you still have contact with your ex-lovers, the only problem is when either party still have feelings intact.
Can't be lover, still can be friends wert! it would be a shame if a friendship ended like that just because of the past failed relationship, don't you think so?

If it was you, will you invite your Ex-lovers to your party?

TILL THEN

HAVE A NICE DAY^^

以上言论不代表本人立场,虽不是虚构,但有可能被夸大了.
如有雷同,纯属巧合. (不可能巧合的啦!)