Drillbit Ahmad...

9 July 2008
0800

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I was driving a Lamborghini on the road to Venice,
pass by the sea and trees,
waving to the kids that's cycling on the sidewalk...
That's when i saw her.... The perfect one...
And she smiles at me, her smile shines to me like how Antonio Banderas smiled to Angelina Jolie when she about to get into the bed scene with him.

This perfect lady hops into my lap and...

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I woke up -.-"

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*Drilling sound*
"vVvvzzzzennnnnnnggggggg..."
"vvvVVvvVVzzzeeeeeennnnnnngg..."

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Me : "Oh man... I was just about to hook up with the girl..."

Mr V: "AaaaaAAHHH!! I want to slEeeeep..."

Me : "What's with the Fricking sound anyway..."

Investor Lee: "The F**ker house beside us that's doing the renovation..."

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"ponK!!!" *I hit a steel*

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Me : "Ouch... ARGH!!! The Drill guy!!"

Mr. V : "Why the guy so punctual 1... He'll be an even better reminder then a real alarm clock."

Me : "Ya, so today onwards just let him wake us up then..."

Mr. V & Investor Lee : "NOOOOOO!!!"

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*silent for a few minutes*

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Me : "I think the drill guy stop allre..."

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"VvvvvzzzzZZzzzzzzzznnnnnnngg..."

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Me, Lee and Mr. V :"AAAAAAHHHH!!!!"

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Mr. V : "That's it... I'm gonna go & take a bath..."

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*Lee later gone out as well...*
*Few minutes later*
*Mr. V comes in*

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Mr. V : "Damn, it was crazy... The sound was sooooo loud until i was once afraid the drill guy might just suddenly drill a hole out of the wall..."

Me : "HAHA! YA! i had the same feeling too, darn, i was bathing inside and the Drillbit Ahmad (taken frm Drilbit Tayler^^) guy drilling the other side of the wall so furiously until i decided to turn around and let my back face against the wall instead, damn scary man..."

Mr. V : "lol!! Drillbit Ahmad... U turn around? haha.."

Me : "Yup!!! But seriously, if he does this every morning... I'm gonna screw his arse 'gaogao'... Via you..."

Mr. V : "WHAT!!"

Me : "Just kidding ^^. Anyway, let's roll..."

Yup! That's basically what happened that day, the sound was so insanely stupidly barbarically shi*ty Bushy Osama scary until i can't resists myself from getting a video out of it... Here's the vid...

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From the video you can see the impact of the drill...
just look at the mirror and the water that drips out...

Wish all of you have a nice day^^

Me=King

The above statements might get a little over exaggerated... Believe it with your own risk ^^